Idea Consumer. Creator of Some.
Building digital and physical experiences with brains, bots, and a dash of chaos. Also known to break a lot of things. Like… a lot. But it's part of the vibe.
Latest Chaos
Current experiments, prototypes, and things that might explode. Updated whenever I remember to document them.
Moody Post-Rock Ai Band Formation
Teaching AI models to compose music that doesn't sound like a robot having a seizure. Because even robots need to feel the vibe.
LiDAR Topo Chico Machine
Using laser precision to detect the perfect carbonation level in Topo Chico. Because bubbles are serious business and we need to measure them with space-age technology.
Sentient Toaster Project
Building a toaster that can sense your mood and adjust toast darkness accordingly. Now offering bread therapy sessions for slices experiencing an existential crumb crisis.
Autonomous Plant Watering
Robots that water plants based on their emotional state. Now featuring emotional support robots for ferns going through a rough patch and succulents that just want to talk about their feelings.
Want to talk about rad stuff?
Let's chop it up like two LLM's syncing for the first time — maybe we'll build something brilliant, or maybe we'll just accidentally invent sentient toast (you bring the avocados).