My Chaos Empire
My collection of digital experiments that somehow turned into real companies. From startup incubators to robot overlords to social brain trust coffee houses to creative industrial design labs — because why not build everything? Some of these might actually work. Probably.
moyogi
Founder
Disrupting the digital experience paradigm with synergistic innovation and paradigm-shifting creative solutions. We're not just building the future, we're pre-seeding it.
pine
Co-founder
Transforming community hubs with cutting-edge coffee technology and revolutionary internet infrastructure. The next time you sip a latte and get WiFi, think of us.
friends with robots (fw/r)
Founder
Pioneering artificial intelligence with breakthrough laser systems and next-generation autonomous platforms. If the robots start a jazz band, you heard it here first.
nrthrn
Creative Director
Redefining creative leadership with breakthrough design methodologies and market-transforming brand solutions. Your gadgets will probably look cooler than you do.
Want to collaborate?
Whether you're interested in any of these ventures or want to explore new opportunities, I'm always open to interesting conversations and potential partnerships, as long as I get free stuff. (Translation: I'll probably say yes to anything that sounds remotely interesting.)
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